Do you remember? It happened one night, and by accident. I honestly wish Amy had never introduced us to each other, because now, I can't stay away! Wherever I am, and whatever I'm doing...you call me. I'm addicted to your tasty, crunchy, slightly sweet, yet...I don't know what-ness! I even snuck you into the movie with me the other night! Look what you've done to me, you've taken the place of my all time favorite movie candies; Chewy Sweet Tarts and Raisinets...how dare you! Darn you dutch co-coay!!
You look much like bird seed, so as I mindlessly chow down, I simultaneously fool myself into acting like you are just that...birdseed, and I am a bird?!? It makes sense at the time, and it all feels better at face stuffing time, okay? But deep down, and after the damage is done...I know the truth. When I finally come to my senses and sheepishly peer over into the bag and it's way down, I know....you are not birdseed, and I am not a bird. I am a pig!
I am not here though to just tell of our crazy dysfunctional relationship together. I know others can have something much more normal with you. Because I was introduced to you, I think others should know just how special you are too. I hope you don't mind if I share your goodness with the world. You know you are my newest and truest
Forever & Always,